Saturday, August 13, 2011

Fools Flail in Florida, Flounder Facing Fish: Giants Lose 2-1

Florida Marlins runner Greg Dobbs (29) is safe back on first after San Francisco Giants first baseman Aubrey Huff missed a pickoff-attempt ball during the second inning of a baseball game in Miami, Friday, Aug. 12, 2011.
Unable to hit base hits, Aubrey Huff resorts to droppin' 'bows.

Bases loaded? The Giants will get you out of that jam. Men on second and third, one out, infield back, tying run on third? Never fear, pals, the Giants are at the plate!

Matt Cain had one bad inning, and Giants pitching allowed two earned runs. Two! No climbing out of that chasm, no sir. This is a team that has angered the gods. Odin has stomped on them with his hobnailed boot, and Zeus has given them a big old blanket party.

So terrible. So unwatchable. See you all at 7:05 EST.

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