Showing posts with label worthless offense. Show all posts
Showing posts with label worthless offense. Show all posts

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Giants Manage to Split Series with Remorseless Astros

San Francisco Giants' Jeff Keppinger, center, celebrates with Orlando Cabrera (43) and teammates after hitting the game winning single to score Mark DeRosa against the Houston Astros during the 10th inning of a baseball game in San Francisco, Saturday,...
Great bunch of guys. Shame about the season.

I was able to attend Saturday night's game at AT&T Park, which held all sorts of adventures relating to Tim Lincecum bobblehead day, then became largely uneventful for two hours while the Giants attempted to not get one-hit by the Astros, and culminated with a very exciting walk-off win, perhaps the Giants' last of the season. Eric Surkamp made his major-league pitching debut, fresh up from AA Richmond, and had a shaky but solid start -- quite possibly the best performance from a 5th Giants starter this season.

For a few brief hours after the game on Saturday night, it felt like the first-half 2011 Giants. The insane magic of close games in front of a rabid AT&T crowd. A new contribution from a different player each night. An interchangeable array of improbably good pitching and timely, necessary hits. Then Sunday arrived, and the Giants attempted to not get no-hit by the Astros before blowing a late lead and not holding two extra-innings tie scores.

This team can't hit. The bullpen is gutted. The starting pitchers are fatigued from knowing they'll have to throw a shutout or they're going to lose. The Diamondbacks refuse to lose. The Giants are four games out of first place and their offense isn't waking up. It doesn't show any sign of waking up. They're still fighting their hearts out, but even with a month left, the writing appears to be on the wall. Every day it looks just a little bit more that it's the D-Backs' year.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Fools Flail in Florida, Flounder Facing Fish: Giants Lose 2-1

Florida Marlins runner Greg Dobbs (29) is safe back on first after San Francisco Giants first baseman Aubrey Huff missed a pickoff-attempt ball during the second inning of a baseball game in Miami, Friday, Aug. 12, 2011.
Unable to hit base hits, Aubrey Huff resorts to droppin' 'bows.

Bases loaded? The Giants will get you out of that jam. Men on second and third, one out, infield back, tying run on third? Never fear, pals, the Giants are at the plate!

Matt Cain had one bad inning, and Giants pitching allowed two earned runs. Two! No climbing out of that chasm, no sir. This is a team that has angered the gods. Odin has stomped on them with his hobnailed boot, and Zeus has given them a big old blanket party.

So terrible. So unwatchable. See you all at 7:05 EST.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Called It: Pirates Embarrass Giants, 5-0

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - AUGUST 8: Neil Walker #18 of the Pittsburgh Pirates celebrates with Brandon Wood #2 after scoring on a RBI single by Ryan Ludwick against the San Francisco Giants in the first inning during an MLB baseball game at AT&T Park August 8,...
Dominating victory by whoever these guys here are.

Really embarrassing to be a Giants fan these days. Couldn't even watch the whole thing. The beginning of the end, certainly.