Showing posts with label worthless team. Show all posts
Showing posts with label worthless team. Show all posts

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Fools Flail in Florida, Flounder Facing Fish: Giants Lose 2-1

Florida Marlins runner Greg Dobbs (29) is safe back on first after San Francisco Giants first baseman Aubrey Huff missed a pickoff-attempt ball during the second inning of a baseball game in Miami, Friday, Aug. 12, 2011.
Unable to hit base hits, Aubrey Huff resorts to droppin' 'bows.

Bases loaded? The Giants will get you out of that jam. Men on second and third, one out, infield back, tying run on third? Never fear, pals, the Giants are at the plate!

Matt Cain had one bad inning, and Giants pitching allowed two earned runs. Two! No climbing out of that chasm, no sir. This is a team that has angered the gods. Odin has stomped on them with his hobnailed boot, and Zeus has given them a big old blanket party.

So terrible. So unwatchable. See you all at 7:05 EST.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Called It: Pirates Embarrass Giants, 5-0

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - AUGUST 8: Neil Walker #18 of the Pittsburgh Pirates celebrates with Brandon Wood #2 after scoring on a RBI single by Ryan Ludwick against the San Francisco Giants in the first inning during an MLB baseball game at AT&T Park August 8,...
Dominating victory by whoever these guys here are.

Really embarrassing to be a Giants fan these days. Couldn't even watch the whole thing. The beginning of the end, certainly.