NATS (44-32) BETTER THAN BREWERS YESTERDAY

 scrappy ass Tanner 
 Roark breaks the losing streak (though
 bullpen tried to lose) 

 of more concern is Strasburg 
 (undefeated) missed two starts 

NATS (43-32) WORSE THAN BREWERS TWO DAYS AGO

 Gio been looking 
 shakier than fuck lately; 
 road struggles tripping 

 seven losses in a row; 
 luckily, Mets also suck 

NATS (43-31) WORSE THAN BREWERS THREE DAYS AGO

 Maximum Scherzer 
 strong with the strikeouts, but weak 
 with allowing runs 

 where the fuck is Bryce Harper, 
 the dominating presence? 

NATS (43-30) WORSE THAN DODGERS TWO DAYS AGO

 suffering series 
 sweep against Los Angeles - 
 5-game losing streak 

 one more series before this 
 road trip is done - the Brewers 

NATS (43-29) WORSE THAN DODGERS THREE DAYS AGO

 Tanner Roark really 
 solid, but three-run homer 
 in 8th ruined it 

 maybe consider pulling 
 them pitchers quicker, Dusty 

NATS (43-28) WORSE THAN DODGERS LAST NIGHT

 "Clayton Kershaw" pure 
 baseball name pitched pure baseball 
 game, got a pure win 

 the ethnic implications 
 of "pure" purely intended 

NATS (43-27) WORSE THAN PADRES YESTERDAY

 holy fuck, Gio 
 Gonzalez got rocked again; 
 fuck it though, just June 

 some starting pitchers are bound 
 to ride through summer doldrums 

NATS (43-26) WORSE THAN PADRES TWO DAYS AGO

 bullpen totally 
 fucked this one up, giving up 
 six runs in the 8th 

 Felipe Rivero looks 
 like shit, total complete shit 

NATS (43-25) BETTER THAN PADRES THREE DAYS AGO

 apparently, Joe 
 Ross was originally 
 a Padre player 

 thus, perhaps Joe Ross avenged 
 an earlier career slight 

NATS (42-25) BETTER THAN PADRES FOUR DAYS AGO

 Ultimate Harper 
 got a homer; remember 
 when he was smashing? 

 now a Bryce Harper homer 
 seems rare, yet they stay winning 

NATS (41-25) BETTER THAN CUBS FIVE DAYS AGO

 12-inning pitchers' 
 duel, won by walk-off hit by 
 caveman Jayson Werth 

 post-game interview - he cursed, 
 which dork fans thought was edgy 

NATS (40-25) WORSE THAN CUBS SIX DAYS AGO

 Gio Gonzalez 
 looked shaky (in retrospect... 
 just googled that shit) 

 daily baseball blogging seems 
 like seventh level of hell 

NATS (40-24) BETTER THAN CUBS LAST NIGHT

 Maximum Scherzer 
 was in full motherfuckin' 
 effect, dusting Cubs 

 as a man with affection 
 for goats, I respect Cubs' doom 

NATS (39-24) BETTER THAN PHILLIES YESTERDAY

 Jonny Papelbon 
 got the win, but nearly fucked 
 this up completely 

 Jonathon Papelbon is 
 a wretched human being 

NATS (38-24) BETTER THAN PHILLIES TWO DAYS AGO

 Saturday afternoon 

 crushage of pseudo-rivals 

 from same division 

 "it's not a rivalry if 

 one team always wins" rings true 

NATS (37-24) BETTER THAN PHILLIES THREE DAYS AGO

 though he gave up four 
 runs early, Strasborg battled 
 and scrapped out a win 

 retired the last 14 he 
 faced, in fact - dominated 

NATS (36-24) WORSE THAN WHITE SOX FOUR DAYS AGO

 Vince McMahon hates 
 to book interleague sweeps - it's 
 not good for bizness 

 Nats drop boring, flyaway 
 game before returning home 

NATS (36-23) BETTER THAN WHITE SOX FIVE DAYS AGO

 daily baseball blog 
 'bout as dumb an idea 
 as daily baseball 

 nonetheless, Nats fucked up James 
 Shields, like straight fucked his ass up 

NATS (35-23) BETTER THAN WHITE SOX LAST NIGHT

 inter-league game, so 
 DH in effect; what if 
 pitcher could hit good? 

 what if they used the DH 
 position for non-pitcher? 

NATS (34-23) BETTER THAN REDS YESTERDAY

 Sunday afternoon 
 baseball - Great American 
 Ball Park - USA 

 "let's have 10 to 9 barrage 
 of ridiculous offense!" 

NATS (33-23) WORSE THAN REDS TWO DAYS AGO

 Strasborg good but not 
 enough to win; Nats did score 
 enough he ain't lose 

 team lost, but Strasborg remains 
 undefeated on the year 

NATS (33-22) WORSE THAN REDS THREE DAYS AGO

 tough game for Gio; 
 Dusty Baker returns to 
 place he burned bridges 

 if a boy fell onto field, 
 would they shoot Joey Votto? 

NATS (33-21) BETTER THAN PHILLIES FIVE DAYS AGO

 emailed a finance 
 dude who's Phillies fan at work 
 picture of a broom 

 this was the whitest moment 
 of my whole life, easily 

NATS (32-21) BETTER THAN PHILLIES LAST NIGHT

 Murphy remains hot 
 even with young Bryce Harper 
 having the night off 

 Joe Ross done won two straight now, 
 over that nasty blister