NATS (66-45) BETTER THAN GIANTS YESTERDAY

 Tanner Roark's somewhat 
 anonymous, but he has 
 become solid start 

 Melancon got his first save 
 as a Nat; (fuck Papelbon) 

NATS (60-42) BETTER THAN GIANTS 11 DAYS AGO

 hard not to love that 
 Johnny Cueto, but Tanner 
 Roark performed nicely 

 Papelbon tried to blow it, 
 but Dusty relieved him first 

NATS (56-36) BETTER THAN PIRATES 23 DAYS AGO

 scrappy Tanner Roark 
 pitched like a Strasburg, got 
 the shut out win, bruh 

 dude I work with - Pirates fan - 
 went to this game; he was mad 

NATS (44-32) BETTER THAN BREWERS YESTERDAY

 scrappy ass Tanner 
 Roark breaks the losing streak (though
 bullpen tried to lose) 

 of more concern is Strasburg 
 (undefeated) missed two starts 

NATS (6-1) BETTER THAN BRAVES TONIGHT

 Strasborg had got sick, 
 so Tanner Roark threw seven 
 scoreless innings, bruh 

 Tanner Roark is only kid 
 from Bad News Bears to make pros