NATS (56-36) BETTER THAN PIRATES 23 DAYS AGO

 scrappy Tanner Roark 
 pitched like a Strasburg, got 
 the shut out win, bruh 

 dude I work with - Pirates fan - 
 went to this game; he was mad 

NATS (6-1) BETTER THAN BRAVES TONIGHT

 Strasborg had got sick, 
 so Tanner Roark threw seven 
 scoreless innings, bruh 

 Tanner Roark is only kid 
 from Bad News Bears to make pros 

22-18

Awwwww yeah, this is what you get for batting King Louis cleanup.