Strasburg singing some Amy Winehouse "they bout to send my ass to rehab..."

while yall bitches is contemplating actual playoff pictures and trade deadline tomfoolery, for me it's all about this next week...


plus they had an SI fluff piece on how awesome The Ultimate Harper is going to be, and I went to a minor league base of the ball game the other weekend and was gonna write poetry about it, but then I thought I was gonna get fired at my for-real job and forgotted to do so. I will pull out my notebook later this week and update you on my In Real Life minor league Ultimate Harper watching findings, okay bros?