Tuesday, August 23, 2011

The 2011 New York Mets Summarized In One Paragraph



"Judge Jed S. Rakoff’s barb in court late Friday afternoon -- when he thanked the lawyers involved in the suit against Fred Wilpon for giving him tons of paperwork because “otherwise I would have had to watch a Mets game, which would have been a very painful process” -- quickly filtered back to the team’s clubhouse at Citi Field. In fact, at least two people in uniform expressed somewhere between disbelief and disgust, not taking too kindly to the quip at their expense."

After crossing Item # 392 - "Zing the owners of a Major League Baseball franchise" off his bucket list, Jed Rakoff moved onto Item #393 - "Clone a theme park's worth of extinct dinosaurs from DNA extracted from fossilized mosquitoes."  

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