Bumgarner Has the Audacity to Allow One Earned Run, One Unearned Run; Giants Lose 2-1

"The guys asked me to tell you they hate you."

What an enormous bag of butts that game was. The Giants got four-hit by lousy pitching, got picked off after a double, got caught stealing, let a run score on a thrown away double-play ball, sat their hottest hitter, made their second-hottest hitter bat behind Aubrey Huff, and plastered another humongous "L" to the undeserving carcass of Sadison Bummedgarner, who pitched a great game.

I guess the only consolation is that both teamed looked equally lousy today. The Rockies got a bunch of bloop hits and did their best "2010 Padres" impression. Giants hitters can't hit. It's problematic, sure, but what are you gonna do, NOT play Michael Tejada?