Vernon Wells and George Bell: undeniably exactly the same except George Bell was a jerk

The green line is Bell.  The orange is Wells.  Each graph represents how good they are at baseball. I'd go into more detail but I'm sorry, it's way too complicated. You probably wouldn't understand. I own a book by Bill James and Moneyball and last year's Baseball Prospectus though so I totally get it. You can look at bigger ones here if you think it might help but it probably won't. In the third graph, the sudden drop-off on George Bell's line indicates when God caused his dick to fall off.


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