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| On the right, in the grey dress, Mike Napoli's mom. On the right, out of the grey dress, Mike Napoli's mom's nipple. |
The estimable folks over at Drunk Jays Fans have quite sensibly assembled a collection of Mike Napoli party shots. And they're all pretty awesome, and you should totally go see them, but what I've included for you here is really the money shot, so to speak. In it, we see Mike Napoli, looking pretty hammy, next to two unidentified young ladies, a guy with a stripey shirt, and then Mike Napoli's mom with her boob out.
Make no mistake, I am totally ready for Mike Napoli: slugging, indifferently-fielding catchers are cool by me. And I have nothing against people's moms having boobs out (breast is best, as they rightly say). But I will say this: you'd never see Vernon Wells' mom with her boobs out. You'd never see Vernon's stepmom with her boobs out, and she's like twenty. That's because Vernon Wells is classy. His whole operation is classy. When Paul DePodesta or whoever figures out that there's a staggering market inefficiency for classy, the Vernon Wells trade is going to have to be revisited, reassessed, and rued.
KS
Make no mistake, I am totally ready for Mike Napoli: slugging, indifferently-fielding catchers are cool by me. And I have nothing against people's moms having boobs out (breast is best, as they rightly say). But I will say this: you'd never see Vernon Wells' mom with her boobs out. You'd never see Vernon's stepmom with her boobs out, and she's like twenty. That's because Vernon Wells is classy. His whole operation is classy. When Paul DePodesta or whoever figures out that there's a staggering market inefficiency for classy, the Vernon Wells trade is going to have to be revisited, reassessed, and rued.
KS
I thought before reading the caption that he was checking out his mom's boobs. thank god that wasnt the case but even worse is that his mom has a case of rude ass titties in the worst way imaginable.
ReplyDeleteMadcripple
There can be very little debate here re: rudeness.
ReplyDeleteMy take: them titties is impertinent as hell
ReplyDeleteMike Napoli is the World's Best John Buck, and I mean that as the highest possible compliment.
ReplyDeleteHarpo, I was thinking the exact same thing. I expect (the brilliant) Allan Ashby to pretty much lose his mind on the radio again this year: "Jerry, again, I have to say, this inability to block balls low in the dirt really comes down to a lack of effort. I hate to say it but its true."
ReplyDeletei'm sorry harpo but now Napoli and those titties are property of the Texas Rangers.
ReplyDeletemy bad I meant KS!.
ReplyDeleteDust in the wind, dude. Dust in the wind.
ReplyDelete- Socrates, on the subject of the transitory nature of Ma Napoli's titties.
Mike Napoli's momma's nipples are going to the world series people!
ReplyDeleteYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH
ReplyDeleteThe worlds best John Buck is about to win the World Series MVP. And I love how you question there classiness. The only unclasssy person is the shitbag who leaked this photo. This was taken New years eve at naps house with friends and family. Obviously the friends list needs to be reevaluated
ReplyDeleteYou are absolutely correct in all the above. I was joking around re: classiness (if that was not clear, the fault is mine), but yeah, leaking a picture like that from a private party is a dick move anyway you want to slice it.
ReplyDeleteMike Napoli for MVP not just of the World Series but of the universe, imo.