Fred Wilpon on Carlos Beltran (New Yorker, May 2011): “We had some schmuck in New York who paid him based on that one series [Wilpon is referring to himself]… He’s sixty-five to seventy per cent of what he was.”
Carlos Beltran, after being asked if he felt any pressure on him to live up to his 2004 postseason performance at his introductory press conference, July 2011: “I’m not thinking about ’04. I already got paid for ’04.”
on like the fifth time around I saw that the glasses drop on the ball too
ReplyDeletethat, coincidentally, is the time that I lol'd