Red Sox 4, Blue Jays 2: Thanks For That, Sergio Santos

You will never hear me complain about a roof, but the light is inarguably shitty in there.

Well that was a pretty funny looking save. After Henderson Alvarez -- a kind of anti-Brandon Morrow, in that you look at his stuff and you are like, "there is no way this guy ever records an out in the major leagues ever," and yet he throws strikes, doesn't walk anybody, and so is totally going to have a career out there -- allowed but a lone run in his six innings of totally credible work against the Red Sox, and we got solid innings from Francisco Cordero and Darren Oliver (have I mentioned that I love that we have that guy?), Santos put up this truly awful butt of a line: 


2/3 IP, 2H, 3 R, 3 ER, 3 BB, 1 K, 1 WP


What. The what. 


It all would have been a little better had Jose Bautista's throw to the plate been handled cleanly by our boy J. P. Arencibia, because the runner would have found himself totally Joey Bats'd had that happened because that guy has a cannon man a cannon, but I choose to put all of this squarely on Santos and no one else.


At least it all went down in front a sellout crowd of over 48 000! Had beer sales not been limited to one per customer per transaction up in the 500s, blood would have flown. 


Oh hey, returning to the subject of J. P. Arencibia for a sec, we all know and agree that he is, like, absurdly handsome, right? Do not act like you do not know this. I mean, gosh:

*swoon*

If you are a straight dude reading this, please do not be one of those straight dudes who is such a tool that he is like "oh really? I can't tell with guys." Shut up; yes you can; J. P. Arencibia is a beautiful man; you know this. Anyway, these young ladies know it, too (internet propers to the unstoppable Drunk Jays Fans):

I hear you ladies, I do. 

At DJF they named this file "dadmustbeproud," but I think this is just a couple of young ladies having good-natured fun with their sexuality and it is not to be feared or shamed in that way. I would remind the reader of our collective politics of sex-positive feminism here at Baseball Feelings.


Anyway, this game was the worst and I demand Santos be traded by daybreak. 


KS