Monday, May 9, 2011

Tigers 5, Blue Jays 2: At Least Jose Bautista is Back

Haters are all "you run funny" and Jose is like "u mad" (to them).
Now that Jose Bautista has returned to the lineup after missing a week with a neck problem, we are apparently back to that thing we had been doing previously where nobody does shit except for Jose Bautista. Were it not for his two-run shot to the second deck in the home half of the third, what good would there be to speak of? Jo-Jo, bless him, lasted seven but allowed an unawesome five runs. Nobody else did much of anything. Adam Lind, who had been raking, is out with a bad back, which suggests that the Blue Jays need to do something about the chairs they are making available in the clubhouse, as they are felling our only sluggers. Felling them! 


KS

2 comments:

  1. Jose Bautista is awesome. The rest of your dudes, well, not so much. I can relate.

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  2. They are awful, Neil, all of them. Except for Adam Lind sometimes. Awful.

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