I would grant thee thy wish, dearest friend, but The Lord, in all his infinite wisdom, apparently does not wish to watch baseball this weekend - or at least Tigers baseball and sadly, I cannot say that I blame the big dude in the sky with the way certain things have been going.
(Also, this is like the third game in the past half week that has been postponed due to rain. And in one of them Verlander had a 2-0 lead, which, with the way he has been pitching, should have been considered by law to be an automatic victory but noooooooo, those fuckers are gonna pretend like that shit never even happened. Fucking fuckers. They're fuckers, Kendall.)
gonna need some wins out of the Tigers this weekend Neil
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I would grant thee thy wish, dearest friend, but The Lord, in all his infinite wisdom, apparently does not wish to watch baseball this weekend - or at least Tigers baseball and sadly, I cannot say that I blame the big dude in the sky with the way certain things have been going.
ReplyDelete(Also, this is like the third game in the past half week that has been postponed due to rain. And in one of them Verlander had a 2-0 lead, which, with the way he has been pitching, should have been considered by law to be an automatic victory but noooooooo, those fuckers are gonna pretend like that shit never even happened. Fucking fuckers. They're fuckers, Kendall.)
fuckers, yes
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