Seriously, that's it. There are no more pitchers. So it is was pretty rad last night that the Blue Jays went dingers bananas, back-to-back twice in the same game. Colby Rasmus has been pretty rad since an adjustment to his swing; E5 is not at the torrid pace he was to begin the season, which, I mean, that's fair; and yeah man Jose Bautista is shaking off a weird start and just straight-up killing it of late. Make no mistake: the Blue Jays are largely boned, as would any team be that had just seen sixty percent of their starting rotation hit the disabled list. But I am ready to just sit back and watch an at-or-near .500 club hit some dang dingers.