When I woke up this morning, I didn't even know retro baseball t-shirts with facial-hair-emphatic silhouettes existed, if you can believe that. But before I go to sleep tonight I'm going to need, like, pretty well all of them. You can see them all here. The Rollie Fingers (above) is pretty tight, but the Mike Schmidt, Randy Johnson, and Ozzie Smith are probably even better. What I wouldn't give for a Dave Stieb . . .