Neil What the Hell is Going on Over There

11-10

I am breaking my silence to openly speculate that umpires have made a solemn vow to fuck over a Tigers pitcher whenever he has a perfect game or a no-hitter going. Why would they do such a thing? Who knows? These are strange and terrible times and like Heath Ledger's famous character, Patrick Verona aka The Jokesman in the Oscar winning classic 10 Things I Hate About You, some men just want to watch the world burn.