Natty Bohs scrapped out a 6-4 win in opener of home series against the Miami Florida of Hispaniola Marlins, and how can one complain? I mean, sure Jayson Werth continues to be lackluster at the plate, and the Ultimate Harper is getting walked a lot and not completely dialed-in when not walked. I imagine that's fucked up trying to stay dialed-in when nobody will pitch at you. It is easy to be like "fuck Barry Bonds" because well, fuck Barry Bonds, but when he was chemically dialed-in, he was also intuitively dialed-in as well, and even though he would get walked a ton, he was still fucking smashing when somebody would not be pitching around him. Fucking smashing. One of the sad effects of the chemically-enhanced era is we (people) are fucking stupid fuckfaces for the most part, and will be indignant about the PEDs and pretend all that happened was entirely dependent upon the chemical enhancement. But motherfuckers were still dialed-in to universal magnetics. Nobody else was being Barry Bonds. He was one-of-a-kind, albeit magnified by enhancement.
I guess what I'm saying is, The Ultimate Harper is young. There's gotta be some weird ass synthetic amphetaroid that's undetectable by modern testing that he could be injecting into his blood and start smashing big-time. Let's get this party fuckin' started. Anyways...
Nats are 13-14.
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