NATS (38-24) BETTER THAN PHILLIES TWO DAYS AGO

 Saturday afternoon 

 crushage of pseudo-rivals 

 from same division 

 "it's not a rivalry if 

 one team always wins" rings true 

NATS RISE TO GLORY game four

Nationals went to Philadelphia last night and apparently according to a quick google search done just now they lost 4-1. Me & my ol' lady went to Philadelphia one time (they call it "Philly" lolol) & she's also been to Senegal and she was like, "damn, Philadelphia is dirtier than Senegal." Understand, Senegal is dirty probably due to the negative effects of colonialism pillaging value from a place & its people & then "freeing" them to leave them behind to figure shit out for themselves after being de-valued for generations, so I guess it's dirty, but I don't know. Perhaps it could be said Philadelphia is dirty for the same reasons, as the American collapses in on itself, leaving the immense sprawling bureaucratic nonsense struggling to maintain budgets, thus garbage dudes all get laid off as do teachers (but not cops no not no fuckin cops) & you have a city with dirty ass streets & kids not getting schooled in the ways of school but schooled in the ways of harsh survival of the fittest which unfortunately also means the most de-sensitized of emotions, which is why when I am like "lolol Philly dirty" some Philadelphia-ite will be like, "OH YEAH FUCK YOU RANDOM BASEBALL BLOGGER" when in actuality if we were to stand there on a corner & discuss this as rational IRL ppl, we'd probably laugh & go "Filthydelphia" & realize we both love the same things probably.
Nats are 1-3.

mathematically eliminated #17 the Philadelphia Phillies

Though they made a valiant yet ultimately useless late season run towards a watered down wild card spot, the hole the Phillies dug for themselves in the beginning was just too deep to overcome. Thus, with a simple 2 to 1 loss at the Miami garishness empty stadium of Escobar, on this 28th day of September of the standard western calendar, they are done for the year. Remember when their pitching staff was going to be the most ominously great thing ever in the history of professional team sports on the Earth? That has not worked out quite like they had thunk, no?
Anyways, in honor of the Phillies and their very special fan base, here are some google image search results for drunken Phillies fans...

Curly W 18-9

Natty Gio came thru again

HRs galore (at least by Nats standards, where more than one = galore)

Philly crushage, and tomorrow there is possibility of a sweep

AND the Caps won

Curly W 17-9 (from Friday night)

Strasburg/Harper at home for the first time ever

Friday night, hosting the evil demon Phillies

what could be better than a bottom of the 11th victory, Natbros?

my wife & eldest kid are out so me and the two littler ones (8 & 4)

were strolling the pedestrian mall in our city

where I took them to a fashion show, bought them scarves,

and we ate pizza by the slice and frozen yogurt w/ toppings by the ounce

and when we got in the truck to go home I thought

"oh yeah, the baseball game..." and I cut it on

and seriously like 23 seconds later Hunter Pence blasted

his 2-run homer off of The Strasborg, so I wisely thought

that perhaps I was bad hoodoo on the game & cut it off

and then I look at the interwebs this morning and I see the glory

seriously though, nothing on this earth is worse than Philly fans

I will never once donate a fucking stolen dime to Stop Kony until

there are no more Philly fans walking free amongst us

normal humans