Twins 7, Blue Jays 6: At Least They Got It In, I Guess

baseball (above)

After a two-hour rain delay, Kyle Drabek (and the 'pen!) got slapped around to the tune of seven runs against a pretty awful lineup, but I have chosen to focus on the positive, which is to say: Jose Bautista's two dingers; E5's lone dinger; and the way the MLB guy doing the video recap of the game actually referred to Encarnacion as "E5" in the highlight package. These are all good things, except for how the pitching was, on this rainy night, if not an utter butt, then at least somewhat buttesque.


KS

Just Another Typical 15-3 Giants Victory

A pretty swing for a pretty man.

Neil, I am truly sorry for the grotesqueries visited upon your team at their lovely stadium this evening. Your noble Tigers deserved better than this, and now the Giants have squandered their runs for July, and possibly August as well.

In any event, we get to play again tomorrow!