In Case You Were Wondering About Payrolls

Above: A baseball (atop money)

Were you wondering about payrolls? I'm just here to mention that the top nine teams by payroll are now eliminated, in case you were interested. Here's what we're down to:


Detroit Tigers: 10th ($105,700,231)
St. Louis Cardinals: 11th ($105,433,572)
Texas Rangers: 13th ($92,299,264)
Milwaukee Brewers: 17th ($85,497,333) 


However, Major League Baseball is utterly broken beyond repair because the richest team won a World Series one time in the last eleven years. In summation, I demand the union be broken.


KS